Your new juicy conspiracy theory!

I have, for your illumination and consideration, a brand new shiny conspiracy theory.  This theory is every bit as good and juicy as anything else you will find on YouTube, or Facebook, or any alternative news website.

The truly horrible and tragic shooting today in Sutherland Springs, TX was staged, and the perpetrator recruited, by the Trump administration so that you would not notice the news released today that Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is actually a Putin crony, in business with Putin’s son-in-law, and that he has failed to disclose any of this in the process of being vetted for his cabinet position.

There you have it, my Certified Juicy™ conspiracy theory.  Enjoy!