But it is not. Sigh. Just the headlines, they are bad enough. All from this evening.

• Mother, daughter charged in murder of pregnant teen who was strangled before baby was cut out of her womb
• Trump administration defends $62M bailout to crooked Brazilian meatpacker
• Former government sniper admits he shot former girlfriend to death on Manhattan street
• ’You Jews, I’m gonna get you’: Florida man charged after allegedly spitting on, threatening to sexually assault Jewish people
• Five more states sue OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma over opioid marketing
• L.I. high school teacher faces 20 years in prison after pleading guilty to possession of child porn
• Pennsylvania man has his scrotum torn open by angry girlfriend, leaving him with a bleeding testicle

I could post more, but you get it.