Florida is…

34) The place where this stupid, meth-head teacher lives: Florida first-grade teacher arrested for trying to buy ‘8-ball’ of meth at school

35) The place where this outstanding citizen lives: 28-year-old Florida man arrested for 66th time

36) The place where this total monster lives: Florida man arrested after hanging Navy vet’s service dog with electrical cord, punching his son, 16: reports