Florida is…

46) The place where this alleged human wastes the planet’s oxygen supply: Florida woman busted for trying to kiss strangers at bar, calling 911 about social distancing

47) The place where this sub-human animal abuser deserves to be kicked into a bloody pulp: Florida man accused of kicking chicken like ‘a football player would kick a field goal’

48) The state where, apparently, some people think kidnapping teens is an OK thing to do: Florida man allegedly kidnapped teen to drive him through coronavirus checkpoint

Florida is…

43) The home of this spectacularly busy criminal with a diverse array of fresh crimes: Florida man facing 12 charges after allegedly committing 3 crimes in one day

44) Clearly the place where this complete and total idiot wishes he was from: ‘Bored’ Idaho man arrested in Florida for driving on beach

45) The place where this child-abusing son-of-a-bitch should be spending time in jail: Florida man put laxatives in boy’s medication, deputies say

This is why we can’t have nice things

8) Criminally ignorant so-called law-maker: Idaho representative compares coronavirus lockdown to Nazi Germany

9) At least the cops caught this piece of shit: Cops enforcing coronavirus restrictions on Florida beach nab fugitive murder suspect

10) These pastors should go to jail, they’ve been living like parasites for years and years: Louisiana pastor Tony Spell defends asking worshipers to give stimulus money to evangelists amid coronavirus