I’m pretty sure it is a good thing I never had kids to lie to. I would have told them some real whoppers.
All are actual headlines from this morning’s news:
Paralegal killed during protest of Charlottesville white supremacist rally: ‘She died doing what was right’
Not sexting? You’re weird, study says
Police: Florida man dies after punch from Uber driver
Alabama man beats brother with aluminum baseball bat over Taco Bell
Police Stood By As Mayhem Mounted in Charlottesville
Blac Chyna wrangles a wedgie
Man savagely slays his mother, sister and her friend with hammer in Long Island
AirDropping penis pics is the latest horrifying subway trend
Ex-KKK Leader David Duke Says White Supremacists Will ‘Fulfill’ Trump’s Promises
Reward offered in Bayshore Gardens double homicide
The sounds of my dog Max bouncing up and down the stairs at home leave me convinced that he is having way more fun on the stairs than I ever have.
Today’s Pillow Talk from UnsolicitedProject:
First off, I must say that there is something wonderful about finally getting an overdue haircut. They could have shampooed my hair for hours, it felt so nice. And getting the hair out of my eyes, that is sweet.
Secondly, I should be going to these meetings:
Yesterday, as the temperature dropped and the skies turned gray, I stopped at McDonalds for lunch. As always, the fries were great and that Whopper-sized Grand Mac is a keeper. Left there feeling way better than when I arrived.