16) Florida isn’t so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found. – Douglas Coupland, author.
17) The place where this happened: Florida man’s female roommate finds camera hidden in bathroom, including footage of the perv getting dirty in the shower
18) The place where this is happening: Florida iguanas hunted and killed for tacos and burritos
Grace Helbig is in the kitchen again, winging it – and knocks it out of the park!
10) A great place to be if you want to contract Eastern equine encephalitis and suffer brain damage and/or death.
11) The place where this happened: Massive python captured in Everglades sets new size record
12) The place where this happened: Scientists: Red tide is back in Florida’s southwest coast
Note: This is the 300th post to this blog. More to come.
7) A state where a) Donald Trump spends way too much time and b) all things considered, the amount of time he spends there is not at all surprising.
8) The place where this happened: Florida man beats mechanic with golf club for fixing car too slow
9) The place where this happened: Florida man gets 10 days in jail for missing jury duty
4) The damp, flaccid penis of the United States.
5) The place where this happened: Florida Woman Arrested With More Than Two Dozen Pipe Bombs
6) The place where people do these sorts of things involving alligators:
1) The state that fathers who want nothing to do with their kids move to after the divorce.
2) The place where this happened: Florida man arrested for cutting electric scooter brakes
3) The place where this happened: Florida man accidentally shoots and kills son-in-law who jumped out of the bushes to surprise him for his birthday