The headline says enough, but the added details in the article are worth a read:
A woman with a history of dog sex has been indicted for bank robbery
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Attention Coca-Cola!! Bring us your peaches!!
I mean really! Georgia peaches + Coca-Cola. It’s a natural. So why in Japan but not here? Yes, I know Japan loves peaches and plums. But golly, your headquarters building is in Atlanta! Bring on the peaches! I’m ready to buy vodka!
Pro Tip #2
The second in an infrequent series of Pro Tips.
Take it from a pro, mixing the tastes of Walgreens cherry/menthol cough drops with ginger ale is not something you want to do. Trust me on this one, I’m a Pro.
A follow-up about the US Navy
In August, 2017 I wrote about problems in the US Navy’s Pacific Fleet. As a result of the collision by the USS John S. McCain that killed 10 sailors and injured 5 others, the commanding officer and executive officer have now been relieved of duty. Also, if you were not aware, in the early days after that collision, the then-commander of the US Navy’s 7th Fleet was also relieved of duty. The investigation into the McCain’s accident continues.
In a Heartbeat
If you haven’t seen it yet. Well done and as sweet as can be.
What next from Trump’s tools?
So, now Ben Carson describes slaves as “immigrants.” Right. Good job Ben.
My question now is: how long until one of Trump’s tools calls Holocaust victims who were shipped in box cars to Nazi death camps “tourists?”
Alternative recognition.
Somewhere deep in the bureaucratic bowels of Hell, the phrase “alternative facts” drifted through the ether. Joseph Goebbels looked up from his desk and smiled quietly to himself. He reached for his to-do list and added a reminder to update a personnel file with a commendation for ingenuity.
Resist.
Do not accept.
Thinking aloud. 
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