All are actual headlines from this morning’s news:
Paralegal killed during protest of Charlottesville white supremacist rally: ‘She died doing what was right’
Not sexting? You’re weird, study says
Police: Florida man dies after punch from Uber driver
Alabama man beats brother with aluminum baseball bat over Taco Bell
Police Stood By As Mayhem Mounted in Charlottesville
Blac Chyna wrangles a wedgie
Man savagely slays his mother, sister and her friend with hammer in Long Island
AirDropping penis pics is the latest horrifying subway trend
Ex-KKK Leader David Duke Says White Supremacists Will ‘Fulfill’ Trump’s Promises
Reward offered in Bayshore Gardens double homicide
Now that’s a cool ride(s)!
The sounds of my dog Max bouncing up and down the stairs at home leave me convinced that he is having way more fun on the stairs than I ever have.
And other things your doctor wishes you would do…
If you haven’t seen it yet. Well done and as sweet as can be.
Today’s Pillow Talk from UnsolicitedProject: