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The Top 5 Butter Delivery Systems

5) lobster — delicious but messy and expensive

4) whole wheat toast — straight from the toaster to your butter dish

3) egg bread (challah) — sliced thick and served warm

2) egg noodles — yummy, hot, wet, and buttery*

1) corn muffin — nature’s perfect butter delivery system

*yes, I realize that could also describe oral sex

About corn…

So I am thinking that corn is the best butter delivery system in the world. Cornbread with butter mmmmmmmm. Warm corn muffins with butter mmmmmmmmm. Corn on the cobb covered in butter mmmmmmmmmm. Popcorn drizzled with melted butter mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I’m sure there are other examples, but I can’t think of them now because my brain is busy thinking about corn muffins and butter. Mmmmm butter. Mmmmm corn mufffins.

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