43) The home of this spectacularly busy criminal with a diverse array of fresh crimes: Florida man facing 12 charges after allegedly committing 3 crimes in one day
44) Clearly the place where this complete and total idiot wishes he was from: ‘Bored’ Idaho man arrested in Florida for driving on beach
45) The place where this child-abusing son-of-a-bitch should be spending time in jail: Florida man put laxatives in boy’s medication, deputies say
40) The place where this shit head lives: Florida man arrested, charged with stealing 66 rolls of toilet paper from hotel
41) The place where this so-called person (likely sub-human), who needs to stay in jail, resides: Florida Man Beat Pregnant Woman He Claimed Had The Coronavirus: Police
42) The place where this ballsy but astoundingly stupid waste of oxygen calls home: Florida man arrested twice in a week for posing as an officer
31) The place where this monumental fucktard lives: Florida man, perhaps unfamiliar with cold weather, sets house on fire to keep warm
32) The place where this guy, who just doesn’t understand the concepts involved, lives: Florida man steals goods to pay for ankle monitor fee
33) The place where this appalling thing happened: Florida man accused of pointing lasers at landing planes, injuring a pilot
When you see a news story that starts with the phrase “Florida man” you can be sure that it will be about something weird and/or illegal – or just plain stupid – happening in the Sunshine State. However, men aren’t the only screw-ups and idiots in Florida. I present here for your edification, three examples out of the many, many available.
28) The place where this awful parenting transpired (be sure to read about what they found in the bus): Woman in Florida charged with leaving three kids in bus overnight to smoke pot on boat
29) The place where you can find this version of domestic bliss: Florida woman charged with using Christmas tree to attack boyfriend
30) The place where this happened (’nuff said): A Florida woman called 911 to report a dead woman on her driveway. Police say she killed her
25) The place where this complete and total jerk lives: ‘We should hang’ Ilhan Omar, Florida congressional candidate writes in fundraising letter
26) The place where this happened: Florida man accused of secretly recording boys in their homes, offering one of them money for sex
27) The place where this happened: Florida Man Abandoned Son on the Side of the Road Because He Thought the Child Was Gay, Police Say
22) Sometimes like this:
23) The place where this happened: Florida man stealing condoms, lubricant leaves cell phone behind at Walmart
24) The place where this happened: Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target
19) Under Florida’s “stand your ground” law, it is legal to shoot anybody for any reason as long as you are standing on the ground. – Dave Barry, author.
20) The place where this happened: Woman set on fire inside Florida Taco Bell; suspect arrested
21) The place where this is happening: Venomous puss caterpillars are back
16) Florida isn’t so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found. – Douglas Coupland, author.
17) The place where this happened: Florida man’s female roommate finds camera hidden in bathroom, including footage of the perv getting dirty in the shower
18) The place where this is happening: Florida iguanas hunted and killed for tacos and burritos
Thinking aloud. 
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