Thanks to the ever-terrific xkcd.com
I don’t need to read the article, the headline alone is enough to make me laugh out loud:
Billionaire diamond tycoon reportedly dies during penis enlargement procedure
Here is the cover:
Happened in Germany, but the article isn’t necessary.
Just in time for the upcoming summit. Well played TT!
So Jared Kushner’s security clearance has been significantly curtailed, meaning that he is no longer able to see the documents necessary to fulfill the ultra-broad portfolio of responsibilities his father-in-law gave him. So now Jared finally has a job for which he is actually suited. He has been put in charge of organizing and filing Eric Trump’s coloring books and connect-the-dots books. Apparently, he has even been granted authority to correct some of Eric’s connect-the-dot mistakes, as long as he only uses a soft pencil.
Attention all users of cosmetics!! You won’t want to miss this! Grace to the rescue for your Valentine’s Day preparations:
With thanks to XKCD.com