So Jared Kushner’s security clearance has been significantly curtailed, meaning that he is no longer able to see the documents necessary to fulfill the ultra-broad portfolio of responsibilities his father-in-law gave him. So now Jared finally has a job for which he is actually suited. He has been put in charge of organizing and filing Eric Trump’s coloring books and connect-the-dots books. Apparently, he has even been granted authority to correct some of Eric’s connect-the-dot mistakes, as long as he only uses a soft pencil.
Attention all users of cosmetics!! You won’t want to miss this! Grace to the rescue for your Valentine’s Day preparations:
Here’s something to refresh your The Force Awakens memories before you go see the new movie:
Walk away. Do not succumb.