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White House: Hillary Clinton shot JFK from a secret deep state bunker under the grassy knoll.

Fermi Paradox Solved! Androgynous space aliens refuse to land fearing that Trump will grab their crotches and try to separate them from their children.

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This article is about Eta Carinae, a luminous blue hypergiant with anomalous Fe[ii] emission spectra. For the 1998 Brad Bird film, see The Iron Giant (film).