The headline below says all you really need to know. You can click on it to see the complete story. You might think it worth a look just for the photos of the model citizens involved.
Tag: #peoplearestupid
Florida lunatics out in full force
It is well past time for Florida to change from being “The Sunshine State” to the much more realistic motto “The Fucktard State.” If you are one of the few people that actually need to ask “Why?” here are the latest examples. The headlines speak for themselves, but also link to full articles for your illumination and entertainment.
What a whack job: Florida cops seeking chubby serial masturbator at construction site
Delivery man bludgeons Florida woman to death and sets her on fire, cops say
Florida man arrested after botched castration: cops
’He’s just a little boy!’ Florida mom tells deputies arresting 15-year-old son over school shooting threat
Shocking!: This didn’t happen in Florida
The headline says enough, but the added details in the article are worth a read:
A woman with a history of dog sex has been indicted for bank robbery
Typical Floridian
Another classic Florida headline:
Florida man gets out of jail, immediately steals from car in prison parking lot: cops
The article in the New York Post is a head-shaker, the photo just lovely.
Ask for it by name!
Another case of the headline telling you just about all you need to know, but I am including a link to the article – it might help you if you get the urge to go shopping:
‘So bizarre’: People are getting high off ‘Catnip Cocktail’ and going wild, New Jersey police say
Why am I not surprised that this is a thing in New Jersey? The only way this could be less weird is if it was in Florida.
This is why we can’t have nice things
Headline this morning on USA Today‘s web site: “The Internet loses it over Kylie Jenner’s reported pregnancy”
’nuff said.
Thinking aloud. 