Those dang Kurds!

I’m not making this up.

Trump is complaining that no Kurds assisted in the D-Day invasion.

After extensive research it has also been found that:

  • No Kurds helped toss tea into the harbor during the Boston Tea Party
  • No Kurds helped raise the US flag on Iwo Jima
  • There were no Kurds defending Washington, D.C. during the War of 1812
  • No Kurds defended The Alamo
  • No Kurds helped hunt witches in Salem, MA
  • No Kurds flew with Charles Lindbergh across the Atlantic
  • No Kurds helped to defend against Eli Manning’s passes in two Super Bowl losses by the Patriots.

So, I suppose it comes as no surprise that Trump has agreed to the mass slaughter of the Kurds in Syria by the Turks.

Treason?

The definition of treason as relates to federal law:

Federal. Definition: In Article III, Section 3 of the United States Constitution, treason is specifically limited to levying war against the US, or adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. Conviction requires two witnesses or a confession in open court.

The definition of treason according to Trump:

Trump. Definition: Any time someone acts or speaks in a way that is contrary to the will of Donald Trump.

Trump wants legislators acting in accordance with their constitutional responsibilities arrested for treason. This is a perfect example of Trump’s panicked reaction to his obvious guilt.

Trump’s latest temper tantrum

So now Trump has postponed a trip to Denmark because neither Denmark nor Greenland are interested in the U.S. buying Greenland.

Somehow, I am sure the people and government of Denmark will struggle through this horrible loss of a visit by a stupendous asshole.

Updated 21 August 2019: Now Trump is calling Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen “nasty.” Trump is an uncouth bully and all-around shit head. He is an embarrassment.