49) Perhaps the only state where this would happen: Florida man on bicycle injured in crash with iguana
50) Where these god-awful turds should be forced to drink their “cure” every day of their prison stay: Florida man and his sons charged with selling toxic chemical as a coronavirus cure to thousands
51) The home state of this predator creep who will likely suffer greatly at the hands of other prison inmates: Florida man allegedly traveled to Vancouver to meet with 14-year-old girl for sex
46) The place where this alleged human wastes the planet’s oxygen supply: Florida woman busted for trying to kiss strangers at bar, calling 911 about social distancing
47) The place where this sub-human animal abuser deserves to be kicked into a bloody pulp: Florida man accused of kicking chicken like ‘a football player would kick a field goal’
48) The state where, apparently, some people think kidnapping teens is an OK thing to do: Florida man allegedly kidnapped teen to drive him through coronavirus checkpoint
17) Covidiots:
18) Basic world-wide horribleness:
15) It seems that being a jackass is a something that runs in the family: Wild brawl over masks leaves Target security guard with broken arm
16) Some people are too stupid for words: Woman cuts hole in face mask to make breathing ‘easier’
13) The larger the group of stupid people, the more stupid it becomes: 5 people were injured during Texas shooting at a park with 600 people
14) Mike Pence, the only one not wearing a mask at the Mayo-freakin-Clinic:
43) The home of this spectacularly busy criminal with a diverse array of fresh crimes: Florida man facing 12 charges after allegedly committing 3 crimes in one day
44) Clearly the place where this complete and total idiot wishes he was from: ‘Bored’ Idaho man arrested in Florida for driving on beach
45) The place where this child-abusing son-of-a-bitch should be spending time in jail: Florida man put laxatives in boy’s medication, deputies say
11) The Trumpism expression “Lock her up!” seems appropriate here: Texas mayor under investigation after viral photo shows her in nail salon despite stay-at-home order
12) Goddam conspiracy theory nut-jobs should go back to their flat earth meetings and stay there: She’s been falsely accused of starting the pandemic. Her life has been turned upside down
8) Criminally ignorant so-called law-maker: Idaho representative compares coronavirus lockdown to Nazi Germany
9) At least the cops caught this piece of shit: Cops enforcing coronavirus restrictions on Florida beach nab fugitive murder suspect
10) These pastors should go to jail, they’ve been living like parasites for years and years: Louisiana pastor Tony Spell defends asking worshipers to give stimulus money to evangelists amid coronavirus
Thinking aloud. 
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