Arm the football players. And the fans!

Yesterday, at a high school football game in Jacksonville, FL, a triple shooting left one person dead and two more injured.  Just one week before, two more people were injured in a shooting at a football game at Palm Beach Central High School.

Clearly, there is only one logical step for the Florida legislature to take: state law must require that all high school football players, coaches, and cheerleaders as well as all game attendees must be armed.  There is no other way to stop this wave of violence.  I expect Governor Rick Scott to call a special session to address this legislation immediately.

Today in Irony

Headline online and in newspapers across the nation:

President Trump proclaims April ‘sexual assault awareness month,’ despite numerous allegations against him

Yup, there are plenty of women who are aware that Trump assaulted them.  Maybe it will take a month to list them all?  Will there be a Victim of the Day?

The current president of the United States is a complete and total asshole.